Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Panic In Sedona
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Will Sarah Palin be wired for the debate on Thursday?
Why not? It worked for George W. Bush in 2004, and he knew a far site more about things than she does, which, of course, isn't saying much.
Be warned. Be on guard for how they hide the wire in her outfit. And for any traces of earpieces. Or for new hairdos that cover her ears. Lumpy bits in her jacket back or sleeves, or at the waist.
If they'll spend $2,500 on a Valentino top for one speech with her ratings through the roof, the sky's the limit on what they'll spend on James Bond gear for her for this debate, when all of their careers ride on her perfomance.
We're quickly returning to this election being a landslide unless the Republicans can keep it close enough to steal. The John McCain campaign has nothing. They have no way they can win this election. So, they have no reason to not cheat like crazy. It's either that or go home. To one of his homes, at least, anyway.
The campaign is convinced Palin will simply self-immolate at the lectern. So, they've pulled her off to their Sedona, Arizona safe house—to fit her for high-tech theft. These are all Bush operatives, so it can safely be assumed they all cheated their way through the best schools in America, and are expert at it, and see nothing distinctly wrong about doing it.
Nothing else makes plausible sense. That's why they're floating the "Just let Sarah be Sarah" talking point. Of course, everyone knows that that is as dangerous as the origins of that phrase were: "That's just Manny (Ramirez) being Manny!" as he did something else incredibly stupid and self-serving to ignite and rip apart the Boston Red Sox clubhouse. This time it would be Palin ripping apart the United States.
They'll tell everyone she's on her own, and then pipe in all the answers to her. Then, they'll crow, "See? THAT'S Sarah being Sarah."
Be on guard for electronic fashion in St. Louis on Thursday.
It would be great if we could jam their signals somehow, and watch her panic when she hears only dead air in her earpiece.
We can dream, can't we?
posted by Gotham 4:54 PM
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