Thursday, May 08, 2008
If It's Not One Thing...
It's Another...
Today's question:0 comments
Someone please explain to me, why is it psychologically impossible for a Republican to remain faithful to his/her spouse?"For a good time, call: the Republican National Committee! 202.863.8500 Guaranteed to get you drunk and laid!"
Whew...
Now there are some horny Democrats out there, sure, and the wingnuts toss their names around like they're trading baseball cards, but these Dems are individuals.
These GOP guys put SEX in as a Republican campaign plank. It's a mass GOP psychosis.
I think it's what they offer guys to get them to run for office."You can have men, women, boys, girls... whatever your heart desires. And yes, Rick, you can have the cute little Airedale over there. But, geeesh, don't tell anyone you got it from us, OK?"
Vito Fossella Admits to Extramarital Affair, Drunkenness and Daddyhood
The part I loved:Mr. Fossella ... told officers that he was on his way to Grimm Street, where Ms. Laura Fay (his paramour) lives, to visit a sick daughter.
The mind boggles.
He's telling the arresting officers that he was driving drunk because he was on his way to visit a sick daughter?
Who's not his wife's daughter? And who obviously would love to see that her daddy's concern for her was such that he'd leave a bar or wherever, risk the lives of the decent people of Virginia on the road, risk arrest and the destruction of his political career and his marriage to, umm, you know, that OTHER woman who's not Mommy, and come breathe some 86 proof love on her?
Wow. Do these GOPers know how to throw a "Family Values" party, OR WHAT!!??
Anyone hear what Vito's pastor has been saying lately?
posted by Gotham 2:25 PM
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