Friday, May 09, 2008
Criminal McCain
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Cindy's Money isn't enough...
So I'm taking YOURS!
NOW!
("Umm, fork it over, OK, bub? Uhhh, we're in a little bit of a hurry, here.")
John McCain and the GOP leadership are now in a frenzy, since they are all too aware that McCain's desperate actions to stay afloat in the early primaries have placed him in extreme danger of breaking all the campaign finance reform laws that he worked so very publicly in the Senate to pass.
They've had time to rectify things over the last couple of months—but just like dragging your feet in paying that electric bill—they've run out of time, increasing McCain's jeopardy and everyone's stress levels, while stunting their ability to fix things.
The deep embarrassment, bad press and the hypocrisy—not to mention the wide opening for Democrats to hit his campaign below the water line and sink it before it even gets started—are bad enough. With this astonishing screw up with public funds, McCain has blindly gotten himself into real legal trouble. Every GOPer today, from Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Bush 27% on down, clearly realizes that their "presumptive candidate," i.e., the guy they thought they were merely handing the landslide turd to, actually faces the real prospect of being incarcerated before he could be inaugurated.
So, in true lawless GOPer fashion, the White House has moved to rig the game once again—but without the style and panache that always afforded them what they wanted, back when nobody was paying attention or raising a fuss under One Party Rule. The GOP has slipped sadly, from slicing the Constitution up with surgical precision to playing Whack-A-Mole with pesky laws they've yet to neuter.
So, the bright lights in the White House send a Hallmark card to the Dems in Congress:"Hey, I know! Let's make a deal: We're allowed to stack the Federal Election Commission with slimeballs who will help us bury ALL of John McCain's screw-ups, so we can deny you the White House, and we'll let you vote down a guy you don't like, so you can go on the TV and the Internets tubes and say you won something. OK? Sound good?"Even those kids in class listening to My Pet Goat can see this one coming, and can smell how very foul it is.
Oh, if only it looked that blatant to the Dems in Congress! One can only pray.
Question for those voters in the MSM's mythical "Center":
If John McCain clearly and blatantly is trying to steal YOUR tax money just to get to the White House, how in heaven's name can he ever be relied upon to manage it if he actually gets into the White House?
posted by Gotham 10:42 AM
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