Monday, March 10, 2008
Calling Ted Bundy...
The Cuban Missile Crisis in reverse:0 comments
Bush 19 met earlier today with Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk to outline the details of swapping sites to house U.S. Patriot missiles in exchange for the U.S. beefing up the Polish military forces and equipment. From what Gotham can tell, this latter part held up the deal as the new Polish government held out for more in return. The Bushies can't even land a good deal in their Doomsday fantasies.
In Bush 19's "Bizarro World ["Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World" (from "The Halloween Pranks of the Bizarro Supermen," Adventure Comics #294)], cajoling/bribing the Poles to allow us to plant missile sites on Russia's doorstep is a swell idea! Shouldn't cause a problem at all...
This is not a new plan, the Bushies been working on it for quite a while now, as we see here.
And, yes, of course, I know that you are as shocked at this as Gotham is, but Vladimir Putin is rather miffed about the whole idea.
Now, we're all used to the array of comparisons that have been made between George W. Bush (and other members of his two administrations), and Adolf Hitler (and his stable of madmen), but who would ever think that Bush 19 would ever get himself compared to Nikita Khrushchev? And that 19 could turn Putin into John F. Kennedy?
Incredible.
Every time you think that you've seen everything this madman can come up with, he surprises you with something completely different.
Who in Congress will rid us of this madman and his cadre?
Nancy?
posted by Gotham 12:54 PM
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