Sunday, February 11, 2007
Rudy Watch: Rudy Makes A Funny!
Like hundreds of thousands of other social misfits who kept going west in search of reinventing themselves over the next hill, only to find the last hill had the Pacific Ocean behind it, Rudy Giuliani brings his "Land of Broken Firemen" campaign tour to California's GOP dinner.0 comments
Since Stephen Colbert was obviously not available, Rudy had to step into the humorist spot:
Rudy: "Presidents have to take decisions and move the country forward, and that's the kind of president I would like to be: a president who makes decisions."
hehhehhehhehhahhahhehhehhehhehhahhahhehhehhehhahhehhehhehhahhehhahhahheh!
Hoo, BOY! That RUDY! He's such a kidder... .
Yes, poor Rudy would LIKE to be that. The only rub is that he's simply incapable of being that. Here's Rudy "The Two-Week Mayor" Giuliani in a nutshell.Rudy: “Yes, I am committed” to the race. Asked when he would formally announce his candidacy, he said: “I don’t know. If you go back to my speech, I think I may have. I’m not sure. I think I did, I’m not sure. I don’t know what formally means. We’ll figure out how to do it in five places where it gets more attention.”
The only thing Rudy EVER wants is more attention.
This is also what his EVERY press conference as president would be like. Be forewarned.
The only issue Rudy has shown apt ability to make decisions on is staffer-banging.
Rudy! What a kidder... !
posted by Gotham 6:55 PM
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