Saturday, October 30, 2004
Osama, Call Back Later. We're Busy Right Now.
NYTimes: Candidates Give Tough Response to al Qaeda Tape0 comments
"Hi! This is President George W. Bush—of the United States' Bushes.
My administration's not in right now, we're busy out campaigning here and there to hold onto our jobs. And boy, if you've seen the news lately, you know it's hard work. But you can rest assured that we're working hard.
If this is Osama bin Laden, please call back later. Thanks for the tape, you're looking well, but we're sorry to say we don't have the forces to go chasing after you right now.
We're already busy building democracy in Iraq, and after that, in Syria and Iran, so you can see we'll be tied up for awhile. We just don't have the manpower right now to run after your little group of ragtag crazies; we're too busy making the world safe.
We're certain there are plenty of good sites for your people to blow up, like, in Indonesia and places like that, that will keep your followers happy and productive.
Also, if you're in touch with any of your al Qaeda cell groups here in America, please tell them I could use their vote.
I'll get back to you after this Iraq thing settles down; I promise.
Have a nice day!"
BEEP...
posted by Gotham 1:54 PM
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