Friday, February 06, 2004
Slower, Slower, You Fool, You Fool...
Productivity Cools, Jobless Claims Rise0 comments
AHHAAAAAAAA!!
Now we see the problem has been us, all along. It's still a Pogo nation.
So we're also the solution.
You want your life back, those of you "lucky" enough to actually have a job?
Then this is the only way: Slow down. Miss a few deadlines. Take a long lunch. In fact, take lunch! Take some sick days Take a long walk. Use that vacation time up! Make three gadget there instead of five. Smile a lot (that drives them nuts.) Leave at 5 pm. Say often that you feel sorry for those people who are working themselves into a thankless, early grave.
The only way for a dysfunctional workplace to exist is for the workers to become co-dependent enablers.
You wouldn't let a family member get you to hang out in bars EVERY day so they could drink themselves into an early grave, would you?
But everyone feels they need to acquiece to the demands of small and large companies, both. A silly concept on its face.
posted by Gotham 1:38 AM
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