Tuesday, January 13, 2004
The NYers Gang Strikes Again!
New York Daily News: Tellers Rebuff Granny's Bank Heist Try0 comments
NYers continue the shakedown cruise for the city's historic new Rob-A-Republican Plan.
Most city residents are aware, however, that there are still some kinks which need to be worked out before full implementation takes place, coinciding with the Republican National Convention here this summer.
As a side note, unnamed staffers asserted yesterday that there is absolutely NO CONNECTION ("Really!") between this incident, Ms. Abby Lieberman and the presidential campaign of Sen. Joe Lieberman. This was not an exciting new approach to fund-raising, a high-ranking staff member insisted, although this staffer later inquired, "Uh...How much did she get?"
Meanwhile, concern became apparent at the White House as President George W. Bush issued a new challenge to law enforcement.
Seated at his desk in the Oval Office, the president read from prepared text stating, "An evil doer anywhere, is a (sic) evil doer everywhere." Behind the president was an updated Wanted poster. The picture was clearly that of the Empire State Building, and the text had been altered by hand.
The new text read, "Wanted: Dead orAliveWhatever".
posted by Gotham 9:38 AM
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