Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Bush's Trifecta
Bush Would Give Illegal Workers Broad New Rights0 comments
In one package, President George W. Bush gives us three pieces of legislation in one:
- An Immigration Bill. This will help them keep tabs on everyone who is currently flying under the government's radar—or was hoping to do so. Without any of that dopey green card whining to deal with. People/Schmeople: Just bring'em on, use'em, then ship'em home. Perfect.
- And a combined Pro-Business and Pro-Labor Bill. Business will have an inexhaustible supply of dirt-cheap labor, saving them all the whining from workers and unions about "a living wage," which everyone knows we haven't had since the '70s.
Additionally, workers will no longer have to worry about jobs flying overseas to cheap labor. Now, the cheap labor will just be flown in from overseas to your town to take the jobs.
Whew! A hard day of perfect presidential multitasking.
posted by Gotham 4:08 AM
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