Monday, November 24, 2003
A Perfect Storm
Kan. Town Requires Homes to Have Guns0 comments
I have seen the future...
Our Republican future...
It's name is Geuda Springs, KS.
Here's a perfect example of what life will be like for us, under the control of various Republican factions:
First, for the Malcolm Forbes-led tax hawks, there's no tax revenue collected for annoying, wasteful liberal baubles like police forces, or other "town/city services." No one has to pay for these extra bureaucratic services. Everybody protects themselves, just like on the frontier. We can even turn our backyards into trash heaps and cut out garbage collection, as well.
Second, for the gun lobbyists, everyone must have a gun, in order to protect themselves. Happily, those who can't are just on their own. And the good residents of Geuda Springs themselves get to determine just who is to be considered a threat to their peace and well being. It's a good way to control the tourist trade and fend off urban sprawl.
Lastly, the Christian fundamentalists will be pleased to see that there obviously is no possibility of homosexuality in Geuda Springs, KS, or any town or city which models itself after Geuda Springs.
Many Geuda Springs residents refused to talk about it, and others were tightlipped, saying outsiders should stay out of it.
"It's nobody's business but our own," said Phillip Russell, who owns a motorcycle shop in the town. "Everybody out of town is making this their business."
No, I sense waaaaay too much inbreeding here to worry about any homosexuality in Geuda Springs, KS.
posted by Gotham 10:25 AM
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