McCain Concedes Election—Admits Cluelessness on Economy,Returns To Hate And Boogeymen

In a stunning reversal of campaign fortunes, what's left of the tattered John McCain presidential campaign returns to right-wing dog whistles and racial attacks as their only remaining hope to keep his floundering campaign from imploding further.

In clearly stating that the campaign has no answers for the crises facing each man, woman and child in the 21st Century, McCain is hoping you'll like the 'Greatest Republican Hits of 1980.'

Of course, the fact that each and every smear being regurgitated by the McCain folks has already been completely and thoroughly debunked seems to be getting by the campaign's poobahs.

Or is this yet something else McCain seems to have trouble remembering?